Sunday, November 29, 2020

All My Life - The True Life Story of Solomon Chau


Well, this is it "All My Life" the true love story of Solomon Chau.  Kind of weird, huh?  "Solomon Chau" would be the last person I would think would embark on a journey to Hollywood.  Just as I though I was a nobody, there's a movie about me "Solomon Chau.  The universe definitely surprised the hell out of me on this one.  Seriously, I thought I was going to be a nobody my whole life.  But now, "Solomon Chau" is all over Hollywood!  Thanks Harry Shum Jr I guess.  It's just such a strange turn of events don't you think?  I just can't believe it!?  Finally, a "Solomon Chau" breaking through the doors of Hollywood.  Never before seen, a leading Asian male role actor in America!  Holy shit, this is most ground breaking.

This is probably the first and only time "Solomon Chau" will ever be super famous for anything.  Thank you Lord!  It's as though I hit the jackpot!  Or so I think?  Unfortunately, I get my fair amount of haters.  If you scroll down my history, I've been "Solomon Chau" since forever.  But holy shit, I'm in the movies now!?  

I appreciate there being a Hollywood hit "Solomon Chau" movie.  This is just unbelievable, a dream come true.  I thank the Jewish people up there somewhere for making this come true.  You make me feel like I'm not some homeless nobody.  I am eternally grateful!

Thank you everyone,

Solomon Chau